I am That Platypus Dave. I defeat evil with the power of laying down sick beats and laying eggs.
i am the scourge
PR3P4R3 FOR TROUBL3 >:]
And make it dou8le!!!!!!!!
I take amazing photos?
IM FINALLY A REAL OTTER I CAN SWIM REALLY WELL AND BE TOO ADORABLE FOR WORDS AND BITE THROUGH CLAMSHELLS AND MAYBE YOUR FINGERS
I Shall Make your buns sticky!!!!
Tiger man with reality bending
MILLIONS OF KARKATS
Double turtle. Woosh. A uhh……very massively oversized double turtle!
THE VILLAINS WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME AND MY STEAMING STARBUCKS OF JUSTICE, AS I KNOCK OUT BAD GUYS BY MAJESTICALLY FLIPPING MY DIP-DYED HAIR AND SMACKING THEM IN THE FACE
I will just play along superhero role and double agent on my “coworkers” stealing secret information for my real budds - villains. and if id be uncovered i will simply blind em or deaf or whatever, so they wont be able to respond with my horrible singing and steal their clothes so they will run away emberassed. Super-liar-thiefy-magpie-villain-raven-evilest-shit-ever.
With the force of my excitement and suspension of disbelief, my overwhelming enthrallment with a fantasy (usually wrestling), I obtain speeds heretofore unimaginable! I mark at THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
I could probably make some sort of worldpiece. How? Hugging all the evil people so much they’d turn into a hippie and then nobody wouldn’t fight?
I annoy the living Hell out of people and make my friends disappear.Princess Stinkybutt: a sweet girly princess with thunderous farts :3c
I am Poop McDildos………….. send help
I’m the scout’s butt.
that’s all I’ve ever wanted.